Girls are sooo dumb.... But I love um...

Girls Girls Girls… The more I try to avoid them the more they attach themselves to me. Thank you, Leykis.
I have no wants. I met the girl-with-boyfriend at the local library today. She was all nervous around me. She also keeps telling me how she thinks I am hot. Well today she invited me to her work Christmas party. Why isn’t your boyfriend going? Things that make you go hummm… Well all I know is her drinking with the feelings she has for me, is not gonna be good for someone…… I am so devious. Please, someone give me a reason not to…. Please just one reason…..

Find the time, You know you'll like it....

So it has been days since I had a chance to post. I had a wonderful Turkey day and I wish all you had the same. Willie Bird Turkeys are absolutely the best turkey available. They are available locally here in cali, but also available anywhere through your local Williams Sonoma store or at williams-sonoma.com. Make sure you order yours in advance for Christmas. That said back to my story. So I had a problem arise in my well thought out life. In between girlfriends and dating, I often find myself going back to ex’s who are always more then willing to be “friends with benefits”. I usually go to this one girl who I have used and been used by for companionship for the greater part of seven years. We have always had that agreement that no matter who we were with, we would continue having relations. Basically we have been perfect for each other in bed, but personalities have conflicts, so we just have the physical thing. Well the other day I was going to get together with her to relive a little tension, but she had a new boyfriend. So all though she wanted it, she could not get away for the time required. She lives with him… So now although I don’t want to get together with her, I am sorta jealous. See no matter who she has been with she has always made time. And now she can’t, and I am frustrated. I have others to fall back on, but she is my favorite. And I know she wants it too… So anyway, I don’t know what to do.

Do you want to hear a story?

After the long intoxicated weekend, I proceeded to “hangover comment” on that one persons blog. So I got turned off to this whole process. Well I am looking at another drunken weekend so I figured I would get this out before I was unable to write. I have a story to tell and it is better then any other story I have told thus far. However since most my “stories” thus far have licked nuts, I guess I don’t have to shoot very high. Well this one is an actual story, and if I get a single comment I will write it… Otherwise I will keep it in until my book prints…. So this would be you chance to see it pre-publishing. Just one comment…….

Goodnight Epiphany

So I decided on a flaw of mine. Well when I am tired I choose to type, even though there is no logic to my madness. I have spent the last few post discussing my situation and lady life. But this is a break in the streak. I recently spent mere moments but at the same time a few paragraphs of someone elses space to rant and rave about stuff that is of no importance. So I am still up and still lacking on sleep. I will go to bed, and I will wake up and while rational explain to the girl why I was a complete idiot today.... Goodnight.

Taking the weekend off...

So I obviously took the weekend off. I had a long weekend. Friday was spent with close friends going out to a wonderful dinner and then a private get together at my house. I used it a time to escape the drama associated with current girl situations. Saturday was spent tearing up my friends front yard and re-landscaping. Hard work but it paid off. I bbq'ed some steaks for the other people who came over, I am a wonderful cook. So then the drinks started flowing and the next thing I knew I was accepting swing dance lessons from my friends mother in the kitchen. Then I woke up feeling very haggard. I haven’t drank to that point, since my last trip to Mexico. Sunday was spent recovering, while watching football.
On Sunday while half passed out still, I decided to make a phone call to an ex from way back. She and I had a real good relationship and although we mutually decided to pursue other people, we made an agreement to continue being "friends with benefits" no matter what or who we might be with down the road. She was excited to hear from me as it has been a good year or two since either of us has exercised our "benefits". I told her I wasn’t up to coming over that night as I was still getting over the night before, but would like to "meet up" some time this week. She said this sounded wonderful. This girl is as shady as any other. Even though she holds a special place in my life, I know she has a boyfriend currently, and that seems wrong. I mean she has had the same boyfriend basically since we broke up approx. 5 years ago, but she always comes back. I wonder what he thinks when she tells him she is going to hang out with me..... If he is ignorant to what is going on, I would be surprised.
Finally, the other girl, well we keep talking, but I just cant seem to convince myself to do it. I rather go back to doing something I know, rather then mess up someone else’s life. Wait I just got a letter from her... Hold on.... Oh it is just a good night letter as she is heading home from work.... Anyway, I am tired and am going home. But I will update tomorrow, and maybe hanging out with this old friend with benefits will give a story to tell....

Boyfriends are worthless, Girls cant be trusted.

“So what? That doesn’t mean we can’t be “friends”…. “
So I was surprised to see how well this simple line set me up as a teenager. I mean I didn’t realize how selfish I was truly being. I knew that if the girls were dumb enough to fall for it and start hanging out with me even after they expressed the fact they had a boyfriend, they were probably dumb enough to make the mistake of cheating on the boyfriend with me. Or better yet dump said boyfriend to pursue a relationship with me. Now must say, at first I took pleasure in the fact that I could acquire the unobtainable. But as time went on, I cared less about the fact that I was “winning” the girls over, and started doing it because girls who are already in relationships are usually the only ones worth pursuing. That is why the guy she is with is with her. Because she possesses quality features and traits. So as time rolled by and I noticed that all the girls that I wanted were already taken, I continued to pursue them as I could not find any single girls who were pretty, smart, ect.
This trend of taking “taken” girls leads to drama, as I have eluded to in prior posts. See I live in a small town, so there is only like 3 degrees of separation. Everytime I meet someone new, it seems we already have a common friend. Well in this small town when you go out, if you have been dating long enough you tend to bump into an ex. Or “Ex(S). I went to a small concert my close buddies group had, and I bumped into 4 exgirlfriends. Four. And all of them brought new boyfriends or the boys they broke up with for me, and had since gotten back together with, after I broke up with them. Well the new boyfriends hate me, cause their girlfriends are comparing them to me, and the boyfriends that got dumped for me definitely hate me because I stole their girl. They don’t realize that I give them back in the end. So no matter where I go I have these guys giving me dirty looks, but none will do anything about it.
The most balls’est exboyfriend was one, who after I stole his girl and had her staying over every night, somehow managed to get my phone number. He called me. Keep in mind his “girlfriend” was asleep in my bed still after a lengthy session. And so I am here in the kitchen on the phone with this guy and he is basically crying, yet telling me how he loves her and he is going to marry her, and that I better not touch her. I am on the verge of explosive laughter, as I try to calm him down, telling him that maybe they weren’t right for each other and that if he has difficulty with dealing with it in the future to call me. He went with it. Pathetic. If I felt the way he did I would have came over to my house and beat the $hit out of the guy who was nailing my “girlfriend”. I broke up with her shortly after. She ran back to him. He took her back. She continues calling me to this day telling me how I am the best she ever had…. Blah Blah Blah… Girls, if only they would learn…
Based on the number of angry boyfriends out there who hate me, I am surprised I still can write into this blog. ANY COMMENTS??

Just walk away... You dont need the stress.

Ok, so here is the update, that maybe one person will read. I ended up taking her to the local “pier”. We walked and talked and sat on a bench and talked. She told me intimate details about her life and relationship and almost gave me reason why she shouldn’t be with the other guy. Frankly I decided last night not to take advantage of this situation as per reasons expressed in earlier posts. So I just reasured her that she needed to do what she felt was the right thing… But all the time, I knew she wanted to “run away” with me. I have that effect on girls, not to sound cocky but its true as I will relate in future stories about my past. This is why I do not trust chicks. They are shady… Well lets move on, its back to work for me. I am sorry I did not take advantage of this girl for you peoples pleasure. I will however be there when they break up which I foresee happening soon, as she now knows that she can do better. Her patience with him will be limited. Once again I speak from experience. I will make the claim that I will be “hanging out” with her in the next couple of months… But we will see… Any Comments???? Come on, if you take the time to read this or anything else I write, at least take the two seconds to call me names or something…..

If I was her boyfriend I would be Pi$$ed...

Here is the update for the one person out there that actually read my last post, if there was one…. Ha. Alright so I was tripping on that girl (friends coworker) all last night after work. Well I came to work I and I was working when up pops an email from her. More of the same stuff we have in common. Wow I say to myself, this girl is perfect. So I take her to coffee… as it was the most daring thing I could get her to commit to as she has a boyfriend and she was acting like she was doing something wrong… HEHE… Well I get to coffee on my lunch break, and there she was hotter then I remember. I went and ordered my coffee, then went and sat down next to her. We chatted for an hour and a half, when we both were supposed to be on a hour lunch break. Mine ended up being 2 hours with commute to and from work. She got a phone call mid-conversation and she answered it. I had to fight my “Tom Leykis” instincts and I remained seated. I mean I already broke one rule by bringing her to coffee. So her breaking a rule, shouldn’t count against her. Especially since it was her boyfriend. So I sat there and she didn’t say a thing about being there with me, she even lied to him regarding the reason she was there…And from my experience this would be due to the fact she has not told him about me yet… giggle giggle…HAHAHA… Well the rest of coffee was fine from that point on. We went back to work and I waited to hear from her. She wrote this letter to the effect of how it turns her on having so much in common with me, and how it can go any farther then that cause she is so in love with her boyfriend… HAHAHa.. Well, finally she admitted she wanted me. And then she is like saying how she thought I wouldn’t want to hang out with her any more. I quickly wrote back to inform her that I was happy she was able to admit she wanted me, and that I have no intention of discontinuing our conversations. Why would I? Girls think different then us guys. You tell me straight up you like me, the last thing I am going to do is cut off all communication.. Then after telling me in the first letter that it couldn’t go any further cause of boyfriend, she asks me out for lunch tomorrow… Girls, they will never learn. You play with fire you will get burned. One too many girl has hung out with me thinking in there head that they will be able to keep in clean, but then one or two “dates” later they find an alternative to their boyfriend and move on to me. Well not saying that will happen in this case, but the stars are pointing that way….. What a crazy world we live in. Update coming tomorrow….

Love, Sex, and her boyfriend finding out...

Twice in one day, what’ll happen next. I am just writing with a quick update. Although mall girl has apparently fell through, I have found a new “distraction”. Ok, so my buddy works at this “bank” and he has access to email, so we communicate throughout the day when things are slow. From this a couple months back we met up for lunch. He brought his attractive yet “taken” coworker. I played it cool when we ate lunch as I knew she had a boyfriend, not that it has stopped me in past. But this is different as it is a buddies coworker, and it would cause drama for him. So I played it cool. Now a couple of days ago I told him to tell cutie hi for me. Just like that, and so he told her. And then she sent a quick quip back through him. I proceeded to banter back with my wit, days later I told him to tell sexy girl I said hi. This time she wrote back directly. Long letter thanking me for the compliments. I said no problem since they are true. Anyway we have been writing long letters back and forth for the last couple of days. All the while she and I have been hitting on each other, and although she admitted to troubles at home, she quick detracted it when she found that I was more then willing to step up to bat and take her out, (For drinks, not coffee.. Leykis 101 style). So here I am about to get off work and thinking to myself if I had five minutes with her in person she would forget about anyone else. Now I say this cause we are identical with our hobbies, passions, and music preferences. I have been in situations like this before and when I have that much in common with a girl I am usually pretty convincing. But lets say this does happen, the five minutes alone where I can charm her into my arms, what do I do to keep my friend from having to deal with the pieces? Not saying I would dump her, but relationships hardly ever keep the initial passion and this guy she has been with she has been with for 7 years, so at some point she will regret leaving him. And most likely she will blame it on me, cause in reality she would be right. I mean I would be the one convincing her into a relationship, when I know it isn’t the right thing to do, well at least not until she was single. Well the other thing is, if she didn’t work with buddy, I would be with her tonight, cause in that situation no one else is involved but me and her, and her boyfriend (if she decided to tell him) … But that is a situation I have dealt with in the past, and I would do it again. Cause ex-boyfriends are all wusses. I think that is a story for tomorrow…..

Tom Leykis would Kick me....

So I went to the local mall to check out the remix cd again, and talk to a very cute girl I have been checking out for a month or two now, and while in there I ended up not getting depeche mode, but instead grabbed Seether. I heard the song done with Amy Lee on the radio and I think Amy Lee has a great voice, so I bought that instead. Cute girl ran the register for me and I chatted with her as much as I could. She seemed as interested in me as I am in her. I was about to ask to take her out, but then, outta nowhere she brought up the fact she was moving to Portland next month. So me being me, went “oh, well ya, ok, have a wonderful day” and walked out with my tail between my legs. I cant believe it. I didn’t even say something to the effect of “that will suck” so that she knows that I dislike the idea of her moving. Either way it is pathetic as she sees me as a customer, and only I know that I am interested in dating her. So any attempt on my part would be easily overlooked by her. But the album, I like it, yet it is not the same as the radio song. The rest of the album is a lot harder and more metal sounding. The song with Amy Lee “Broken” is all acoustic sounding. Well what are you gonna do? $16 to the record company on that one… Shoulda bought DM…. If anyone has a suggestion for convincing a complete stranger not to move to another city just so I can take her out on a couple date, Id like to hear it. What would Tom Leykis say about my behavior… I can only imagine, and I don’t think it would be very nice….

Lick Balls Monday

So, Monday morning, back to work. I am responsible for my company’s website, from design to updating to all other aspects of keeping it up and running smoothly. But today I get the wonderful joy of telling the world they cannot access my company’s site as my hosting service is down. For how long? I do not know as they (web host company) enjoys the leisure of sleeping in until 10:00am. It must be nice. Well that leaves my company without a web presence. I would like suggestions as to how to avoid this, as it is very costly and annoying. The web is such a vast resource yet do to other peoples f-up’s people like me lose major cash flow… I will quit b!tC#’n for now. Anyway I was also looking at getting this new Depeche Mode remix CD well actually it is a 2 or 3 disc set of remix cds. There is a one cd version but 2 or 3 discs seems like a better deal. If anyone has heard it let me know how it is. This site sucks so far and for that I am sorry. Please read on as when I actually get a chance to update it from home and not from work, it will get interesting. .. .. .

Day one

Currently at work and bumped into this site. Desided what the hell, lets try it. I have heard so much but since I am getting old, I know nothing about blogs or blogging or whatever you want to call this. I am going to keep it short but check back as I plan to update daily.