Boyfriends are worthless, Girls cant be trusted.

“So what? That doesn’t mean we can’t be “friends”…. “
So I was surprised to see how well this simple line set me up as a teenager. I mean I didn’t realize how selfish I was truly being. I knew that if the girls were dumb enough to fall for it and start hanging out with me even after they expressed the fact they had a boyfriend, they were probably dumb enough to make the mistake of cheating on the boyfriend with me. Or better yet dump said boyfriend to pursue a relationship with me. Now must say, at first I took pleasure in the fact that I could acquire the unobtainable. But as time went on, I cared less about the fact that I was “winning” the girls over, and started doing it because girls who are already in relationships are usually the only ones worth pursuing. That is why the guy she is with is with her. Because she possesses quality features and traits. So as time rolled by and I noticed that all the girls that I wanted were already taken, I continued to pursue them as I could not find any single girls who were pretty, smart, ect.
This trend of taking “taken” girls leads to drama, as I have eluded to in prior posts. See I live in a small town, so there is only like 3 degrees of separation. Everytime I meet someone new, it seems we already have a common friend. Well in this small town when you go out, if you have been dating long enough you tend to bump into an ex. Or “Ex(S). I went to a small concert my close buddies group had, and I bumped into 4 exgirlfriends. Four. And all of them brought new boyfriends or the boys they broke up with for me, and had since gotten back together with, after I broke up with them. Well the new boyfriends hate me, cause their girlfriends are comparing them to me, and the boyfriends that got dumped for me definitely hate me because I stole their girl. They don’t realize that I give them back in the end. So no matter where I go I have these guys giving me dirty looks, but none will do anything about it.
The most balls’est exboyfriend was one, who after I stole his girl and had her staying over every night, somehow managed to get my phone number. He called me. Keep in mind his “girlfriend” was asleep in my bed still after a lengthy session. And so I am here in the kitchen on the phone with this guy and he is basically crying, yet telling me how he loves her and he is going to marry her, and that I better not touch her. I am on the verge of explosive laughter, as I try to calm him down, telling him that maybe they weren’t right for each other and that if he has difficulty with dealing with it in the future to call me. He went with it. Pathetic. If I felt the way he did I would have came over to my house and beat the $hit out of the guy who was nailing my “girlfriend”. I broke up with her shortly after. She ran back to him. He took her back. She continues calling me to this day telling me how I am the best she ever had…. Blah Blah Blah… Girls, if only they would learn…
Based on the number of angry boyfriends out there who hate me, I am surprised I still can write into this blog. ANY COMMENTS??