Girls are sooo dumb.... But I love um...

Girls Girls Girls… The more I try to avoid them the more they attach themselves to me. Thank you, Leykis.
I have no wants. I met the girl-with-boyfriend at the local library today. She was all nervous around me. She also keeps telling me how she thinks I am hot. Well today she invited me to her work Christmas party. Why isn’t your boyfriend going? Things that make you go hummm… Well all I know is her drinking with the feelings she has for me, is not gonna be good for someone…… I am so devious. Please, someone give me a reason not to…. Please just one reason…..